December 2010
i remember when you kissed me that night before he...
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i really liked you then.
A line that sounds like it’s from a movie, well it feels totally different when it applies to you in real life.
My brother told me this joke.
Mrs. Murray has a kindergarden class that just got back from recess.
She asked a girl, Jill, what she did for recess.
Jill: I played in the sandbox with Billy.
Mrs. Murray: Good. If you can spell “sand” correctly, I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie.
Jill: S-A-N-D.
Mrs. Murray: Very good. Here’s a cookie. [To Billy] What did you do during recess?
Billy: I played in the sandbox with...
Get outta bed naked, stub my toe on a chair.
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Pefefefe.
*Aww poor baby.
I’m not going to lie, this made me laugh audibly.
I love him, just as I loved you, yet differently,...
We're all hypocrites, and we all deserve to die.
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Cream cheese and alfalfa spouts rolled up in ham....
“The hardest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in...”
– Gallows
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