i remember when you kissed me that night before he...
socialdisturbia: i really liked you then. A line that sounds like it’s from a movie, well it feels totally different when it applies to you in real life.
My brother told me this joke.
Mrs. Murray has a kindergarden class that just got back from recess. She asked a girl, Jill, what she did for recess. Jill: I played in the sandbox with Billy. Mrs. Murray: Good. If you can spell “sand” correctly, I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie. Jill: S-A-N-D. Mrs. Murray: Very good. Here’s a cookie. [To Billy] What did you do during recess? Billy: I played in the sandbox with...
Get outta bed naked, stub my toe on a chair.
risesaidtheking: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Pefefefe. *Aww poor baby. I’m not going to lie, this made me laugh audibly.
I love him, just as I loved you, yet differently,...
We're all hypocrites, and we all deserve to die.
Cream cheese and alfalfa spouts rolled up in ham....
The hardest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in...– Gallows