January 2012
“You’re looking at 50 cents to a couple bucks! Garbage pick for cans, you...”
– Marcus Bakke
Jan 30th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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nrockway replied to your post: WAIII? maybe you’re only attracted to members of the master race, ms. braun. Maybe you’re jealous because you’re not in that race of which I am oh-so-apparently attracted to.
Jan 26th
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tshirtsandspaceboots replied to your post: WAIII? wow i guess i must be norwegian or something ;)
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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heytoile replied to your photo: Fancy. I take it that’s a… good thing?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: how'd you grow a mustache?
Jan 23rd
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What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: doesnt it feel gross to not shower for so long? and dont you smell?
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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I shower twice a week.
It’s not as gross as you think.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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"Please."
I’m such a sucker for this word. You use this word, and I’m in.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Tonight is so good.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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“Actually, they were really just a coincidence. I figure, if ya got Lima beans,...”
– Yours Truly.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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viviangrl replied to your photo: non-hitchhiker’s thumbs left half: Jessica’s half… How does your makeup not get ruined overnight!? When I sleep in makeup, I wake up looking like i got into a fight in my sleep. It is an ugly sight. Hahaha. Haha, it usually isn’t perfect. Sometimes I can get away with it, but usually I just go over my eyeshadow and eyeliner a little bit. I use creme...
Jan 12th
Sometimes I use a word for the literal definition...
Jan 11th
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Woke up to myself singing You Turn Clear in the...
Jan 11th
If I could wake up every morning like this, I...
It changed, but it’s still the same.
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
Jan 3rd
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Even when I can't understand one word you say,...
Jan 3rd
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I accidentally typed in "Truesday" for Tuesday.
I might be on to something.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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